"...mi-a facut placere sa o vad pe Annie din now shi mi-am dat seama ce persoana nemaipomenita este shi ce bine imi pare ca o cunosc shi m-am gindit la o gluma mai veche, despre un tip care se duce la psihiatrist shi se plinge "Doctore, fratele meu crede ca e gaina" la care doctorul il intreaba de ce nu il interneaza pe frate intr-un sanatoriu. Individul raspunde "Ash face-o insa am nevoie de oua". La fel cred ca sint relatziile de dragoste, sint complet lipsite de ratziune insa noi continuam sa le vrem...din cauza ca...avem nevoie de oua."

discursul lui Woody Allen


[versiunea originala in engleza]

...It was great seeing Annie again and I
realized what a terrific person she was and how
much fun it was knowing her and I thought of
that old joke, you know, this, this this guy goes
to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, uh, my brother's
crazy, he thinks he's a chicken and, uh, the
doctor says, well why don't you turn him in? And
the guy says, I would, but I need the eggs. Well, I
guess that's pretty much how I feel about
relationships. You know, they're totally irrational
and crazy and absurd and, but uh, I guess we
keep going through it... because... most of
us need the eggs.